I'm just like you, I put my straight jacket on one sleeve at a time.

Yesterday, I had at least four people come up to me and say things like “Hey, I know you! You're my Facebook girl, right?!” and “Your posts make my day, I get so excited every time I see you've put up something new” or “Oh my gosh! You just ain't right girl! I love it!”.

  It seems lately that people are constantly coming up to me and saying things like this and honestly, though it makes me feel all shy, I absolutely love to hear that kind of feedback from people! Sure, it may still throw me off a little when people recognize me from my profile photos, but it always makes my day to know that I can bring a smile to hundreds of people every day by something as simple as writing a few crazy or positive words about life.

 

And to answer the question that I get almost every time…No, not all of the thoughts are my own, some are famous quotes or not so famous ones, but they are all out there with one purpose only - to bring a smile to anyone who might need one that day.

With that in mind, I just wanted to take this time on my blog to say Thank You to everyone for all of your support and the loving, kind words that you send to me every day.

 
I especially felt this outpouring of love on my birthday and want to say thank you for all of the birthday wishes that were sent my way through text, calls, and FB or Google messages!  I received well over 150 positive thoughts that day and I thought my heart swell and explode with the warm feelings I felt!
 
Thank you all so much!  When I started writing my silly thought posts, it was just something that was one of the items on my list to try that year and something to simply entertain myself. I was tired of all of the drama and negativity that bombarded me every time I logged on, so I decided to be the change I wanted to see. 

To celebrate how much fun it has been to write for all of you over these last two years, I am randomly choosing a few of my FB status updates and compiling them here in one place just for fun!  Hope you enjoy them!

 
I will start it off with my favorite poem:

Oh I wish I was a glow worm,

A glow worm’s never glum

Cause how can you be gloomy

When the sun shines out your bum!

 

The bad news is that time flies. The good news is that you’re the pilot.

 

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look too astonished.

 

Eschew Obfuscation!
 

There was a piece of cake in the fridge with a note that said “Don’t eat me”,

Now there is an empty plate with a note that says “Don’t tell me what to do!”

 

It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back of vehicles are NOT pedestrian “kill” scores, but actually are meant to represent members of your family. I’ll be removing mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

 

I tried to change my password to Twilight, but there was an error message saying there were too many useless characters.

 

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice!

 

Never stab someone in the back.  Stab them in the front, it’s easier to reach vital organs that way.

 

And now let me close with a priceless piece of wisdom:

 

Enjoy your Facebook statuses now, because let me tell ya, they are just not as funny when read back to you in cross examination.