A "Little" Birthday Naughtiness

For my birthday last weekend, I received what is probably the weirdest gift that I have ever gotten (trust me, if you knew my friends then you would know that is saying something!) I thought it was bizarre enough of a gift that I wanted to share it here with all of you.
 My passion for the written word is no secret and I enjoy sending and receiving postcards every week. With that knowledge, you might thing that a book of postcards would be a perfect gift, and if anything about my world were normal, you would probably be correct!
 But, alas, normal does not fit into my world view and instead this is what I opened on my birthday...

 

 

WTH??? 

Seeing as it was a male who gave these to me, I can understand how he would find it incredibly humorous.  Personally, I found it rather disconcerting and have no idea to whom I am supposed to mail these cards!  (Hey, if you have a friend you want me to send one too just to see their reaction, let me know! I love a good shock as much as the next girl!) 

 

Here are a few of the only decent cards from inside the pack that I can post here.  I doubt any kids will see this blog, but I don't really want to traumatize any adults either.  And you might be wondering if I personally found any humor in the gift?  Let's just say that I started taking notes from a couple of the cards after I began flipping through.

 

And as a strange twist, though the name and addresses on the Postcrossing website are absolutely random, today fate was kind.  I was assigned a man in German who apparently asks people to mail cards like these whenever his name comes up...guess there is a card for everyone out there!

 

Here you go, enjoy these tamer shots...